Something Controversial

The following page is only meant to entertain and in no way reflects any currently standing political views.The topic contained in this article is of a highly controversial nature.

The Middle East Crisis

I have always felt that the war against terror could have been more swift and precise. The way it is being handled is like a mailman trying to outrun a Pitbull. Eventually that dog will catch up with the mailman and tear him to shreds. The mailman could solve that issue by carrying around a sawed-off shotgun and blowing that vicious dog into tiny bits. The same could be said about the way we handle terror, we need to locate their camps and blow them to bits, regardless of how the country feels about it; after all, countries should not support terrorism if they want to be allies with the United States. We should launch every missile we have at the targets we have in the Middle East. Teach those terrorist turds a lesson!

Supporting an Old Method

There seems to be huge amounts of controversy on the subject of whether or not we should be allowed to torture terrorists. I ask only this: What about the Patriot Act and enemy combatants with no representation to any country? George W. Bush established the Patriot Act during his term after 911, it basically states that they have no rights because they do not represent any country. If they have no rights, why can't we hurt them? Lord knows they have it coming!

Some experts speculate that torture is an unreliable method of extracting information. I do not totally agree with that. If you hurt someone bad enough they will talk to end the pain; if you have them scared enough they will be too afraid to lie. Also, I think just inflicting pain on them would be awesome and I think movies should be made of it happening and sold to the public. America could profit from it and the people who like to watch it get to see it on Blu Ray in high def. It's a win-win situation.

A Bizarre Twist

America could also profit from some other twisted methods. They could capture terrorists and have people pay money to be able to do whatever they want to these enemy combatants. I think some rich people would want to do that. If I was rich I would pay money to be able to torture a terrorist and then kill him. Doing this would have quite a few positive effects.

1. It would totally demoralize terror and those who practice it.
2. America would Profit from it.
3. Citizens would have more faith in the government.
4. It would reduce terrorism.